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If I can smell it I can fart it out later.

Here is an idea for a super hero. A gay dude whose power is taste by touch. He can touch something and instantly taste it in his mouth and the skill is passive so things that he touches but might not want to taste, he tastes anyway.

Here is another one. A gay dude who has figured out how to connect with heaven and hell. The catch is that he only knows how to receive e-mails from heaven and accept phone calls from hell and when hell calls it can be from anyone, a loved one, a solicitor, or even the devil himself. Hell is loud though, full of screaming and giant chainsaws with warhammers for teeth so it can be difficult to make out what people are saying.

Here is another idea. A straight guy who can draw energy from the earth. He plunges is arm as deep as he can into the ground and depending on what type of earth, sand, water, dirt, mud, rock, plant, he will gain a different skill. However, each time he draws strength from the earth a gay dude becomes straight, the main character does not find this out until very late in the series.

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I was cleaning out my closet this morning listening to the Turtles when I found an old burned Cd with my name written on a white label. I was really hoping it was a lost porn disc from high school but it turned out to be a mix cd someone, possibly Brennan Sellers, made for me. It might even be the very disc I still have not paid him for. He was trying to rip me off no doubt because the price was 10 dollars. Anyway here is the track list;

- numba one stunna
- Red hot chilli peppers- under the bridge
- Buck cherry -all lt up again
-cky- freestyle
- dead eye dick- mary
-Tai mai shou- freestyle
-limp bizkit- rollin
-maryln manson - sweet dreams
- Megadeath- Long live the king?
- Megadeath- hello me.
- Backstreet boys- Bye bye bye
- N sync- it's gonna be me
- P.O.D.- rock the party
-millencolin-? Wait and breathe

I am pretty certain I have the "Next Friday" soundtrack somewhere around here too.

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I was looking in the freezer today and saw that my mom bought "Dreyers DIBS" they are tiny little pellets of ice cream coffee. I think they are called Dibs because they are so good that people will want to make them their own.
Dad and I went to the Costco today. We talked about HDTV then socks, then beef and then garage floor coverings. Were were there for about thirty minutes. We stopped at the exit to have our cart inspected by a girl my age with a cast on her arm. My dad said, "I would hate to see what happened to the other guy".
She didn't get it but gave him a courtesy laugh which I laughed at.