Sunday, March 9, 2008

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Earth date 3/6/08

I was working hard moving boxes to their planogram location today and thought how nice it would be if there was a cooling system available for pants. It could be on a timer, every fifteen minutes or so and it would just air out and cool down the thighs, crotch and butt.

I also want to create a device that allows really fat people to get up. It would be like Links hook shot but it could latch on to pretty much anything that could support weight. I imagine the range would be twelve feet or so and the max weight would be 500 lbs. It would be made of some type super strong adhesive that doesn't leave any residue behind and removes itself without much trouble.

Here's an idea for a superhero. A dude who is cursed by his emotions and body. His name would be, "Broadcast Guy". When BG is feeling a strong emotion or urge his body changes physically . The change could affect things and people other than BG. The change is the solution (according to BG) to BG's problem. Just to note, BG is of low to normal intelligence. The unstable part of this power is that the solution is only short term. If BG were feeling overwhelmed by heat in a small room, the moment BG can take no more heat, the room explodes with ice and is completely frozen but because BG is so hot, the ice melts within a few minutes, creating a water problem withing the small room. Basically a story about a guy who trades his current problems for future ones. Of course that is just an example.