Train lands on building!

Downtown Portland Received and unexpected landing of a train supposedly "Thrown" from the depot located near Se 18th and Holgate. Rumors are flying like spaghetti in a food fight that a large figure was seen bowling over rail cars and violently whipping around industrial cranes like an irresponsible mother with her newborn. When asked what he thought caused this event, one stupified conductor mumbled, "I know it were a big green thing...probly one of them Gott-damned Ninja turtles". Regardless of what caused the 60 ton train to arrive in the middle of Broadway and Alder street, clean up has begun and is wagered to be finished by the end of the year.